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From: Andrew Guschin <guschin@altlinux.org>
Date: Sat, 6 Jul 2024 13:06:51 +0400
Subject: stupid

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+# Ненормальное программирование
+
+---
+
+# Машина Тьюринга
+
+- Лента, состоящая из ячеек <!-- .element: class="fragment" data-fragment-index="0" -->
+- Управляющее устройство <!-- .element: class="fragment" data-fragment-index="1" -->
+- Хранилище состояния <!-- .element: class="fragment" data-fragment-index="2" -->
+- Правила перехода <!-- .element: class="fragment" data-fragment-index="3" -->
+
+---
+
+# Эзотерические ЯП
+
+![](images/unnormal.png)
+
+---
+
+# Surprisingly turing-complete
+
+- https://gwern.net/turing-complete
+
+![](images/gwern.gif)
+
+---
+
+# Ненормальное программирование
+
+---
+<!-- .slide: data-auto-animate -->
+
+![](images/Frame1.png)
+
+---
+<!-- .slide: data-auto-animate -->
+
+![](images/Frame2.png)
+
+---
+<!-- .slide: data-auto-animate -->
+
+![](images/Frame3.png)
+
+---
+<!-- .slide: data-auto-animate -->
+
+![](images/Frame4.png)
+
+---
+<!-- .slide: data-auto-animate -->
+
+![](images/Frame5.png)
+
+---
+<!-- .slide: data-auto-animate -->
+
+![](images/Frame6.png)
+
+---
+<!-- .slide: data-auto-animate -->
+
+![](images/Frame7.png)
+
+---
+<!-- .slide: data-auto-animate -->
+
+![](images/Frame8.png)
+
+---
+
+# PHP
+
+![](images/php1.png)
+
+---
+
+# PHP
+
+![](images/php2.png)
+
+---
+
+# Bash
+
+---
+
+```sh []
+check_curl_for_retry_support
+_retry="$RETVAL"
+get_ciphersuites_for_curl
+_ciphersuites="$RETVAL"
+if [ -n "$_ciphersuites" ]; then
+    _err=$(curl $_retry --proto '=https' --tlsv1.2 --ciphers "$_ciphersuites" --silent --show-error --fail --location "$1" --output "$2" 2>&1)
+    _status=$?
+else
+    echo "Warning: Not enforcing strong cipher suites for TLS, this is potentially less secure"
+    if ! check_help_for "$3" curl --proto --tlsv1.2; then
+        echo "Warning: Not enforcing TLS v1.2, this is potentially less secure"
+        _err=$(curl $_retry --silent --show-error --fail --location "$1" --output "$2" 2>&1)
+        _status=$?
+    else
+        _err=$(curl $_retry --proto '=https' --tlsv1.2 --silent --show-error --fail --location "$1" --output "$2" 2>&1)
+        _status=$?
+    fi
+fi
+if [ -n "$_err" ]; then
+    echo "$_err" >&2
+    if echo "$_err" | grep -q 404$; then
+        err "installer for platform '$3' not found, this may be unsupported"
+    fi
+fi
+return $_status
+```
+
+---
+
+# JavaScript
+
+---
+<!-- .slide: data-auto-animate -->
+
+```js []
+> [] + []
+```
+<!-- .element: data-id="code-animation" -->
+
+---
+<!-- .slide: data-auto-animate -->
+
+```js []
+> [] + []
+""
+```
+<!-- .element: data-id="code-animation" -->
+
+---
+<!-- .slide: data-auto-animate -->
+
+```js []
+> [] + []
+""
+> [] + {}
+```
+<!-- .element: data-id="code-animation" -->
+---
+<!-- .slide: data-auto-animate -->
+
+```js []
+> [] + []
+""
+> [] + {}
+"[object Object]"
+```
+<!-- .element: data-id="code-animation" -->
+
+---
+<!-- .slide: data-auto-animate -->
+
+```js []
+> [] + []
+""
+> [] + {}
+"[object Object]"
+> {} + []
+```
+<!-- .element: data-id="code-animation" -->
+---
+<!-- .slide: data-auto-animate -->
+
+```js []
+> [] + []
+""
+> [] + {}
+"[object Object]"
+> {} + []
+0
+```
+<!-- .element: data-id="code-animation" -->
+
+---
+<!-- .slide: data-auto-animate -->
+
+```js []
+> [] + []
+""
+> [] + {}
+"[object Object]"
+> {} + []
+0
+> {} + {}
+```
+<!-- .element: data-id="code-animation" -->
+
+---
+<!-- .slide: data-auto-animate -->
+
+```js []
+> [] + []
+""
+> [] + {}
+"[object Object]"
+> {} + []
+0
+> {} + {}
+NaN
+```
+<!-- .element: data-id="code-animation" -->
+
+---
+
+# Web
+
+---
+
+![](images/web1.png)
+
+---
+
+![](images/web2.png)
+
+---
+<!-- .slide: data-auto-animate -->
+
+# YAML-программирование
+
+---
+<!-- .slide: data-auto-animate -->
+
+# YAML-программирование
+
+- docker-compose <!-- .element: class="fragment" data-fragment-index="0" -->
+- GitHub Actions/GitLab Runners <!-- .element: class="fragment" data-fragment-index="1" -->
+- Terraform <!-- .element: class="fragment" data-fragment-index="2" -->
+- Kubernetes <!-- .element: class="fragment" data-fragment-index="3" -->
+- Ansible <!-- .element: class="fragment" data-fragment-index="4" -->
+- Jenkins <!-- .element: class="fragment" data-fragment-index="5" -->
+
+---
+
+# C++
+
+---
+
+# Структура простого проекта на C++
+
+- CMakeLists.txt -> Makefile
+- main.cpp
+
+---
+
+<https://github.com/Cheukyin/TemplatedPL>
+
+```cpp []
+cout<< Eval< Call< Lib::Sum, Call< Lib::Filter,
+                                   Call< Lib::Range, Int<1>, Int<10> >,
+                                   Lambda< ParamList< Var<0> >,
+                                           IsEqual< Mod< Var<0>, Int<2> >,
+                                                    Int<0> > > > > >::value::value;
+```
+
+---
+<!-- .slide: data-auto-animate -->
+
+```cpp []
+int i(int(j));
+```
+<!-- .element: data-id="code-animation" -->
+
+---
+<!-- .slide: data-auto-animate -->
+
+```cpp []
+int i(int(j));
+int i(int(j)) {
+    return j * j;
+}
+```
+<!-- .element: data-id="code-animation" -->
+
+---
+<!-- .slide: data-auto-animate -->
+
+```cpp
+int i(int(j));
+int i(int(j)) {
+    return j * j;
+}
+```
+
+```cpp
+%:include <iostream>
+%:define HELLO "HELLO"
+%:define WORLD "WORLD"
+
+main(int argc, char *argv<::>)
+<%
+    if (argc > 1) <%
+        std::cout<<argv<:1:><<std::endl;
+    %> else <%
+        std::cout << HELLO WORLD << std::endl;
+    %>
+%>
+```
+
+---
+
+> There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.
+
+- Bjarne Stroustrup
+
+---
+
+# Этот слайд захвачен ржавчиной
+
+<https://rustup.rs/>
+
+![](images/rustup.png)
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